• Tom Daley: Hi I'm Tom Daley.
• Tom Daley: I'm 18.
• Tom Daley: I'm hot as fuck.
• Tom Daley: I dive professionally.
• Tom Daley: I'm competing in the 2012 Summer Olympic Games
• Tom Daley: I'm British, so I have a cute accent.
• Tom Daley: I have other hot, British friends.
• Tom Daley: I have perfect teeth, beautiful eyes, and gorgeous brown hair.
• Tom Daley: I hip thrusted to "Sexy and I Know It"
• Tom Daley: I have an amazing personality.
• Tom Daley: I'm really really really good at maths.
• Tom Daley: I have an amazing body.
• Tom Daley: And, surprise, I'm even friends with your favorite band, One Direction.

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