Hitchin' a ride.

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Tue, 11 Sep 2012 01:15:15 -0400

itsbetterthananal: that period of time where dans hair was a square

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 22:42:38 -0400

itsbetterthananal:

that period of time where dans hair was a square

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Mon, 10 Sep 2012 21:36:13 -0400

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Mon, 10 Sep 2012 21:24:42 -0400

palopoli: sex is a ~sensation~ caused by a tEmPtAtIoN when a guy sticks his l-o-c-a-t-i-o-n in a...

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 20:12:34 -0400

palopoli:

sex is a ~sensation~ caused by a tEmPtAtIoN when a guy sticks his l-o-c-a-t-i-o-n in a girls **destination** to increase the population for the next generati0n…u get my —explanation— or need a demonstration?!?!

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Mon, 10 Sep 2012 09:59:25 -0400

queensarahjean: icaruses: This man is just like traumatized...

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 08:49:12 -0400

queensarahjean:

icaruses:

This man is just like traumatized for life like-

He has to go into counseling for this shit

His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated

“Henry we talked about this-“

“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”

“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“

“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“

“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“

“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”

He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.

His life has been defined by this moment.

This poor guy

reblogging for the flawless commentary

ringostarring: ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us well maybe we...

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 07:34:27 -0400

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

what did you say, punk?

bIG

MEATY

CLAWS

WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

descartes-and-thosecartes: starrysleeper: tribblesexual-jotunn: thelilnan: I am really bothered...

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 06:15:47 -0400

descartes-and-thosecartes:

starrysleeper:

tribblesexual-jotunn:

thelilnan:

I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we’re noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE

what’s wrong with you, peas are delicious

gay people are delicious too.

no dessert for you until you eat all your gays

thatsnotquitetrue: can we talk about how the skater dudes react to their friend being a cellist

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 04:52:10 -0400

thatsnotquitetrue:

can we talk about how the skater dudes react to their friend being a cellist

turtleneckvantas: calibornsbottombitch: lunardrops: calibornsbottombitch: im never gonna get...

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 03:47:31 -0400

turtleneckvantas:

calibornsbottombitch:

lunardrops:

calibornsbottombitch:

im never gonna get married and im gonna sleep with ten billion people

THAT’S 4 BILLION MORE PEOPLE THAN THERE ARE ON THE PLANET

not if you include the dead

theamericankid: Can’t really argue with that.

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 02:26:28 -0400

theamericankid:

Can’t really argue with that.

laughingstation: more funny posts here!

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 01:13:56 -0400

laughingstation:

more funny posts here!

ifyoucarryonthisway: am i the only one thats literally obsessed with food like if my mom tells me...

Sun, 09 Sep 2012 22:43:28 -0400

ifyoucarryonthisway:

am i the only one thats literally obsessed with food like if my mom tells me we’re getting subway tomorrow i will lay in bed and think omfg im getting subway tomorrow and then i’ll wake up and be like yay subway today i have somethign to live for

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Sun, 09 Sep 2012 21:25:37 -0400

cassjaytuck: what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

Sun, 09 Sep 2012 20:11:31 -0400

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

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Sun, 09 Sep 2012 20:11:03 -0400

why is everyone on tumblr so attractive how can i be attractive what’s the html code is there a...

Wed, 05 Sep 2012 17:39:27 -0400

why is everyone on tumblr so attractive

how can i be attractive

what’s the html code

is there a tutorial to be attractive

“ Yeah, still good.. ”

Wed, 05 Sep 2012 15:08:49 -0400

“ Yeah, still good.. ”

ohmygodethan: forever paranoid that people hate me and just aren’t saying anything

Wed, 05 Sep 2012 13:54:06 -0400

ohmygodethan:

forever paranoid that people hate me and just aren’t saying anything